I know I’m not the best person in the world, and I’m especially not the number one person someone wants to hang out with. BUT THIS ROOMMATE OF MINE. OH MY GOD. First thing she did when she moved in was tell us how she hated that “white girls talk like little girls and try to act all cute in front of guys.” Like first of all, way to start your college career, holding prejudices against people. For someone, who according to her grew up in a white majority neighborhood, I would have expected more than that. I’m hispanic and come from a hispanic majority community. White people? Yeah nope, never formed a relationship or friendship with anyone that was white because there was no one (besides teachers of course). But even then, I feel like I’m more open than she is. I admit, I do feel intimidated. It’s a culture shock and all, but it doesn’t excuse anything. But still, my point is she is judging people for things she does herself. She never stops talking in the little high-pitched voice that literally pierces my ears. I would have had no problem with it if she had never mentioned that she hated “white girls that talk like little girls,” but the fact that she judged someone and proceeded to do it herself, irritates me. And it irritates me A LOT. Oh and she’s a huge supporter of generalizations. Just shoot me. Everything she says is right, and I’m always wrong. If I have something that goes against her, well “that’s strange because that’s not the way things are supposed to be.” Like really. “No, a girl and a guy can never be best friends.” Yeah well my other roommate has a best friend who’s a guy. “Oh no, trust me, they are not best friends. It just isn’t possible for a girl to be best friends with a boy.”

Oh and have I told you guys how inconsiderate she is. I could literally be doing heart surgery in front of her, but she’ll stop me to tell me about this foreign movie she just watched, and I have to stand there and look at her act out scene by scene accompanied by frequent “OMG IT’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEE. YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.” But don’t let her be the one doing anything because, “Sorry if I ignore you but I’m really busy so I won’t be able to talk to you today.” Really? Oh my you’re not gonna talk to me today??? Tell me why this should bother me. And what does she do all day, read fanfiction, watch movies, cool nothing against that. But then the clock hits 1 am and she remembers she had homework so I have to sleep with the light hitting my eyes (because i’m stuck on the top bunk) because little missy forgot to do her hw until now. She could at least get a lamp like I have, but nooooooo. But don’t let me leave the light because, “Not to be a bitch but can you turn off the light." 

Ugh, I know I should tell her things just like she does but fuck I can’t. Like no, just fuck you. I know i’m being a little bitch and all but just no. I can’t stand her anymore. Just one more quarter to go, but still. Like i told her i wasn’t dorming next year and she didn’t believe me so she was like well I’m gonna request you guys for next year anyway because it’s asking me to put someone. Nope, I filled out the application last year honey, it does not require requests. You’re just scared to get other people who won’t take your shit like we do. 

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